Thursday, December 6, 2007
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Get Free Media Legally via Google
How To Get Free Media Legally (Music, Videos, Games, & Software..) just by using Google.
Here's my first video produced for Metacafe, I hope you enjoy and please visit the link above and comment positively and rate it. :)
It shows how to get free media by typing one word like music and then the song or artist and also how to bath download an entire album by just using Google.
Here is an example search.
Monday, November 5, 2007
Funny 300 pics
Go guy in wrestling outfit!
Oh yeah...
An inspiration to us all...
Wow...
Just keep watching...
Want more? Click here.
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Expensive Cat Toy
Ok the keypad might be locked, but what about the screen, last time I checked cats had claws!
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Some Pictures...
Here's some pictures...
(click to view a larger version.)
I actually posted this, surprisingly nobody responded...
Some funny links...
Here's some funny links...
If you're worried constantly like me about the dangers of a specific poison called "caffeine" then this is the site for you. It calculated how little amount of the stuff it will take to kill you. http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine/
If you've ever seen on the movies about the handwriting analysis now is your chance; analyze your own handwriting with this accurate tests.
http://tul.com/
I personally use this technique all the time. :-),and.! (You'll see what I mean after you watch this)
http://www.zefrank.com/punc/
Use this chart to reveal the truth about online photos.
http://www.buttafly.com/originals/friendster2.php
Friday, October 26, 2007
32 ways to tick people off
How to tick people off-worker style
- Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
- In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
- Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
- If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
- Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
- Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
- Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
- Practice making fax and modem noises.
- Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
- Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
- Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
- Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
- Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
- Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
- Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
- Staple pages in the middle of the page.
- Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
- Honk and wave to strangers.
- Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
- TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
- type only in lowercase.
- dont use any punctuation either
- Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
- Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now." - As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
- Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
- Ask people what gender they are.
- While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
- Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
- Sing along at the opera.
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
- Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
Forms of Government
Here are all of the forms of government explained:
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
source: http://www.sjgames.com/illuminati/politics.html
Awesome telemarketer call
This is an awesome phone prank on a telemarketer that calls.
http://www.bigducky.com/prank_calls/telemarketer_nightmare.mp3
Deflected Rocket blast in Halo
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Some Links...
Here's todays links-
When Office Supplies Attack-Finally there is proof.
3d Spinny Thing- move your mouse to manipulate this never ending complex loop.
Zombie vs. Human- Wow I really want to play this.
Just Click here-I hope you don't return once you click there.
Web Design Sites
For any aspiring web designers out there you might enjoy these links-
http://protolize.org/-This site gathers all of the best web tools into one place for all web design languages.
http://good-tutorials.com/-This site provides good tutorials (couldn't resist) for web design as well as programs like illustrator, photoshop, and 3ds max.
http://jumpchart.com-This site really helps for site indexes and is easy to use.
http://www.designmeltdown.com/-This site does a good job at explaining the secrets to visual arts of web design which is pretty rare.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Need a host?
Need a web host? Well soon I'm going to post a review of a bunch of the top webhosts for you to see, but for right now I thought I'd help some people out there. While I was researching some hosts, I found dreamhost. It's a pretty good host for a reasonable price. Well to make a long story short, I got a promotion code for anyone to use for $10 off of their plan. If you want it just type in "cyberantix" in the promo box. :) You can also just use this special link, which should give it to you automatically. Dreamhost.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Puns...
hehe...don't you just love puns.
- Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
- A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
- My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
- Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.
- Practice safe eating: always use condiments.
- I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
- A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
- I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
- I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
- If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
- A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
- Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
- Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
- Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome.
- Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
- Banning the bra was a big flop.
- Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
- A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
- Without geometry, life is pointless.
- When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
- Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
- When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
Rejected Children's Story Titles
Here are some rejected children's story titles...
1. Juggling Knives is Easy
2. Where to Find the toys in the Oven
3. Where Mommy & Daddy Hide Neat Things
4. Kick, Scream, and Cry to Get What You Want
5. "Whatcha' Doin'" the Wonderful Phrase
6. 101 Games to Play in the Road
7. The Indoor Pool is a Big Potty and the Divingboard is the Flusher
8. Homemade Fireworks using a Bathtub,a Blowdryer,and a Fork
9. POP, goes the Hamster and other fun Microwave Games
10. Arthur Gets Hunted
11. Clifford and the Big and Yellow Semi
12. Monsters Killed Grandpa
13. The hit sequel to "Elvis is your real dad" Mrs.Clause is your real Mom
14. Chicken Poop for the Kid Soul
15. All Guns Squirt Water
16. When The Garbage Truck Came to Sesame Street
17. How Fun it is to Tie a Squirrel to a Kite
18. You Can Get Sucked Down the Drain
19. How to Make Sushi with Ordinary Goldfish
20. 101 recipies to make with Dog
21. If its Storming out the Best Place to keep shelter is under a tree
22. The New Boy is Bad
23. Your Nightmares are real
24. The Time When Elmer REALLY got Bugs
25. Scooby Doo Gets Rabbis
26. The Lion, the Steak, and the Blender
27. The Little Kitten that was too Curious.....
28. The Boy who was so Stupid that his Dad put him up for Adoption
29. Mickey Mouse and the Mouse Trap
30. Chuck E. Cheese and Cheddar get a Flamethrower
31. Grampa Gets A Casket
32. Dad's New Wife Robert
33. The Magical World Inside The Abandoned Refridgerator
Some Quizzes...
What kind of person are you?
Take the Quiz!
How many germs are on your keyboard?
Take this very important quiz!
How good are you at hacking?
Take this quiz to find out!
Try this variant of an IQ quiz-
Lumosity
Greatest Moments in Presidential Speeches
Here's a collection of the greatest quotes in presidential history. ;)
Monday, October 22, 2007
Some Cool Links to Check out
This is pretty awesome remix of windows sounds and a pretty awesome way of doing it.
Windows Sounds Remix
Ever wonder how a page looked back in 1996? Well this tool captures every website online every time it updates creating a time line of every web page. It's amazing. (They must have killer servers)
http://www.archive.org/web/web.php
Here is one of many sites that have tons of free software available for download.
http://directory.fsf.org/
This is what inspired me into going into flash design.
dontclick.it
Since I know you spend so much time thinking of all the possible ways to tie your shoes I thought I'd give you this link.
http://www.hourlylaff.com/15-amazing-ways-to-tie-your-sneakers/
Ascii Converter
Ever wanted to make an image out of text but never had the time? Have you ever seen a page where the text is colored and placed exactly to form the linux icon? Well now you can do it in seconds easily for free with this new tool ascii converter. All you do is tell it where to find your images and it will automatically make the image exactly how you want it.
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